Posted on Thursday, July 20, 2023 with 10631 Notes

langernameohnebedeutung:

bonyassfish:

asparklethatisblue:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

blue-corvid:

langernameohnebedeutung:

blue-corvid:

langernameohnebedeutung:

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?

no, why would I?

No. (I know the reason people do it but I don’t do it.)

yes, obviously??

Yes (I don’t really know why, though)

other/press button!/don’t like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags

Before I… crack them open?

….before you put them in here:

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the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

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sorry i meant boil not cook

WHAT IS THAT

It’s an egg cooker!


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It’s like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and …the baby boils eggs.

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

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egg cup:

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#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there’s none left? why does this need extra tools

…at this point i’m sorry to introduce…the egg spoon.

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Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

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nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 22263 Notes
Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 31337 Notes

sic-semper-hominibus:

sic-semper-hominibus:

i’m not the praying sort, but i’ll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut’s prayer

for those who aren’t familiar with it, it’s a possibly-spurious quote by alan shepard (and is thus sometimes referred to as the shepard’s prayer) on the launchpad of Freedom 7, immediately before he became the first american in space. it goes like this:

“Dear Lord, please don’t let me fuck up.”

Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 20 Notes
Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 61 Notes

t3sticles:

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Hello everyone please meet my new cat Bjorn!!! I love him very much!!

Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 249408 Notes

poetry-protest-pornography:

zackisontumblr:

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

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Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 40010 Notes

soyalexnajera:

THE AUDACITY OF THEM TO SAY THIS, FUCK NETFLIX FR

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Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 165025 Notes
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artbyblastweave:

The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party

Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 4796 Notes
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